I've been putting off this blog for a long time. I've been putting off a lot for a long time. Today I said to myself, "The perfect blog exists only in my mind. Just start writing."

If you're here, bless you, I don't know how you found this.

What I want this blog to be:

1. Writing advice I wish I had starting out
2. Updates on my own writing
3. Blatant Self-Promotion
4. Championing the criminally unchampioned
5. Movie, music, theater reviews
6. Funny, biographical pieces

I promise to concentrate on numbers 1 through 3, while going easy on 4-6. Today, I will fail miserably.