The best magazine of all-time, The Believer, features an interview with playwright Will Eno in their October issue. Eno is interviewed by Patricia Mulgraw, who, as it turns out, does not exist.

The following short list tops the page under a portrait of Eno.

Reasons to become involved in theater: Loneliness,
You enjoy seeing people suffer under bright lighting,
You enjoy hearing people in pain in rooms with good acoustics

You can read an excerpt on The Believer's website, but you'll have to buy the issue to read it all. (It's totally worth it though, there's also a long article about GI Joe.)